oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I found the problem!!!
Thank you msfujino
This is painful……
I was specifying the pins when I SHOULD have been specifying the GPIO numbers.
The pinout does NOT equal GPIO Number!
In all my other processors, the GPIO number and PIN MATCH.
Thank you so much, everyone. I apologize for getting frustrated.
footnote: I have a bunch of other stuff on order from SeeedStudio now. THANK YOU VERY MUCH